Facepalm: Jill Kelley wants diplomatic protection


The Tampa socialite who tipped feds off to David Petraeus’ affair is now calling 911 to see if she can get “diplomatic protection.” Jill Kelley apparently placed one of several 911 calls from her residence reporting trespassers and asking if her status as an honorary consul general of South Korea (a what?!) granted her any sort of protection detail.

Can this story get any more sordid and bizarre?

Wait, don’t answer that….

Jill Kelley requested “diplomatic protection” in 911 call today. Good grief, she’s an “honorary ambassador.” myfoxtampabay.com/story/20087394…

— Andrew Kaczynski (@BuzzFeedAndrew) November 13, 2012

@buzzfeedandrew We sure she isn’t a Salahi?

— Trey (@treyditto) November 13, 2012

Oh my word, Jill Kelley’s 911 call. Give me a break honey, diplomatic immunity? No way.

— Heather84a (@Heather84A) November 14, 2012

Has anyone checked the Gangnam Style video yet…? @joshrogin: Jill Kelley is an “honorary consul” of South Korea: goo.gl/6hOhf

— Alec MacGillis (@AlecMacGillis) November 14, 2012

“I’m the honorary consul general so [reporters] shouldn’t be on my property,” Kelley tells cops. Consul of Crazystan? boingboing.net/2012/11/13/pet…

— Xeni Jardin (@xeni) November 14, 2012

@xeni – it’s like Clueless meets Harold and Kumar 2

— Mike H. Miller (@millerproducts) November 14, 2012

Todd Starnes retweeted this little zinger.

RT @bryanjfischer: Jill Kelley requests ‘diplomatic protection’ in 911 call. Hey, if Ambassador Stevens didn’t get it, why should she?

— toddstarnes (@toddstarnes) November 14, 2012

Good point. Sad, but good point.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/11/13/facepalm-jill-kelley-wants-diplomatic-protection/

The blog post Facepalm: Jill Kelley wants diplomatic protection is courtesy of Dr. Manuka Honey


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