Ahoy Mateys, Sundays with Roseanne Barr: Pirates, Chomsky and dirty water

http://twitter.com/#!/TheRealRoseanne/status/199231542336307200

Another day, another Roseanne Barr bizarre rant. And, boy, is this one a doozy! Translation is impossible.

All we read is “yada yada cuckoo pants yada roseanearchy yada no one bought my book yada crazypants yada look at me yada and my book!!!111eleventy. Yada.”

roseannearchy explains how grandmothers must take control of their families and their immediate neighbors &demand that our youth (males) do

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) May 6, 2012

Okay, not a bad thought, right? But wait.

the right things, to insure our individual as well as common needs. Hooking up w your neighbors is the answr: all for one one 4 all #pirates

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) May 6, 2012

Pirates! Lay off the grog, toots.

ahoy mateys! we will do a better job for ourselves & our children& their children the moment we talk 2 each other about r water needs!

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) May 6, 2012

Shiver our timbers! And something about water. Shockingly, no mention of fluoride in it.

they will privatize drinking water this year it begins. Poor kids will need clean water to drink in america #thirdworldconditons

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) May 6, 2012

i got 6 votes in main, jill got 7-lots of old socialist males like Jill. Noam Chomsky endorsed her, but he thinks truthers r weird.

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) May 6, 2012

Chomsky! That’s a hell of an endorsement. Also, what does he have to do with pirates?

the intelligence of women will transform politics completely, but only if the women speak from woman's truth, not man's. #roseannearchy

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) May 6, 2012

Tell that to Obama. We are all Julias now!

I might need4 mre years. I came in2 the Green Party's presidential race very late in the process, when most endorsements were already given

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) May 6, 2012

Yes, honey. That is why you have no endorsements. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

In my first campaign speech on http://t.co/IlT7DGSY, which I gave on mother's day three yrs ago, in frnt of the white house-

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) May 6, 2012

I said that women are now 53% of the workforce& the population,& therefore patriarchy is obsolete. A new system of survival is needed.

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) May 6, 2012

But, but The Patriarchy ™. You’ll put the feminists out of the grievance-mongering business.

the system of survival that was revealed to me is in my book Roseannearchy, which sold only 5000 copies. #removedarkness

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) May 6, 2012

Oh, dear. 5,000 copies. That’s just sad.

love what is right. that is all any of us have to do, and we will then begin to save the world. Barr2012

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) May 6, 2012

what is right, many ask? rational self interest is right. to do only that which is in your own best interest. It's in your own best interest

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) May 6, 2012

@CrowellBrian BARTER RESOURCES is the next step in social/emotional evolution of the humans. It's exciting to see it be born&b part of it 2-

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) May 6, 2012

She’s a philosopher, too.

2 mke peace w ur neighbors& avoid war. War is a business. It's waged on poor children 4 profit. that is wrong. b right do right=rightresults

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) May 6, 2012

brotherhood:men get more communal and share w other men sisterhood: women cease using men 2 shame other women. #roseannearchy

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) May 6, 2012

And a foreign policy expert.

remarkable thing about the Jews: they always listen to their Grandmothers to learn Oral Torah. #peaceforIsraelPalestine #cityofbrotherhood

— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) May 6, 2012

Kind of conflicts with her anti-Semitic rants and the last time she blamed everything on Israel.

The Green Party must be so proud!

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